Hello you lot!
I was expecting you! (not really)
As you should know, I'm The Doctor, nothing more, nothing less! The oncoming storm or what ever you like to call me, but I, personal prefer, The Doctor. Right, down to business, I'm a Time Lord and I time travel! You don't think its possible? Great! Not my problem, I point and laugh at archaeologists.
You can tag along if you like but only, and only…if you past my...test! Yes, it is a…very…difficult…test! Yes of course! Anyways, don't have much time- Haha! See what I did there? No? Never mind then, stay away from the cracks in the wall and please, do NOT speak or even get close to anyone who offers you a pear, they taste awful. Or bacon…or beans…or yogurt or even toast!
Its dangerously…dangerous…right then! See you in a while!